Colonel Sanders Admirer Prints

Trump protects Colonel Sanders statue.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

The unknown war poet.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Hombre's Best Friend.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Euphemistic.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

"Welcome Ruth!"

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

Ulysses S. Grant

Oliver Twist on the Way to London

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".