Colonel Sanders Admirer Pillows

Trump protects Colonel Sanders statue.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

The unknown war poet.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Euphemistic.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Ulysses S. Grant

Oliver Twist on the Way to London

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

"Welcome Ruth!"

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".