College Prep Pro Mugs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Hungry child

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

Contest to enter the University

Llama training

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Final Exams Today

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'You're smart enough for the job, but your phone isn't.'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'