College Culture Critic Pillows

'Caution: Some content may be offensive to sensitive students.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The height of fashion in 1796

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Get Your Shot

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"The last doggy bag."

Pop culture! How come they never have Mom culture?

Mr. Frite Head