College Cost Cruncher Prints

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

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"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"I think I see the problem..."

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"That's the parents' section."

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

The kids are going back for another semester.

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

'How will we pay for her college.'

"Financially, you're in the top third but you're in the bottom third of that third. You are, however, in the top third of that bottom third?"

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Boring game today."

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

'I think my parents are feeling the pinch of college tuition. They're talking about return on investment.'

Local Council meeting to close libraries: 'Sssshhhh!'