College Commuter Mugs

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

A white collar cow.

Running Latte

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'