Collectors' Corner Mugs

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Unemotional Support Animal

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Recalculating route..."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Sister Cities

His and Hers Wedding

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"He looks so much like his dad."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Too much club."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Sushi Train Spotters

Cow Pollen

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Take me to your leader. . .

"Is your dog friendly?"

Doulton Canada Geese

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."