Collecting Vintage Clothes Pillows

"We've given up out Paris office. Madame thought she was spreading herself too thin."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Diner.

Wine Lady

Victorian Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Cats on Board.

A Macaroni in 1772

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Rocking Horse

Blue Dress and Feather

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Roasted

Swells - Men's Fashion

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

1950's.

The Return Of The Minipants