Collecting Vintage Clothes T-Shirts

"We've given up out Paris office. Madame thought she was spreading herself too thin."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Diner.

Wine Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Cats on Board.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Roasted

Swells - Men's Fashion

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Return Of The Minipants

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."