Collecting Urban Tales T-Shirts

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Suburban Legend

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Newton discovers surrealism

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

BIG HOOF

Abominable Snow Dog.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Tourists

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"Still a freelance journalist?"

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture..."

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."