Collecting Tv Shows Mugs

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Turkish Democracy

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Vegetarian Birds

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Automatic Congressman

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Barry Norman

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Car Breast-Feeding

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'