Collecting Televisions Mugs

The Widescreen Television Gets Wider

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Joan Hickson

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Your remote control, sire."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

The hour of justice

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Spiv

Do' you have the time?'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'