Collecting Sports Jokes Prints

Things you can say about baseball but not your dog...

The best goalie in the world!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Some Cricket Novelties.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Shows Bundt

Football Boomerang.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

Dragon brought on as substitute

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'