Collecting Sports Art Gifts

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

Baseball Grave

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Pete Sampras

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Egyptian Football

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Mark Gastineau

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Art of Surviving

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mouse returns home from work.