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Linesman of the North.

Football Museum

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Pete Sampras

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"He's an abstract artist."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Caricatures $20"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Art Gallery.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

EU: Behind the scenes.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Egyptian Football