Collecting Signed Books Pillows

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Rare Books

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Do it yourself books.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'