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GarGoalies.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

The Runaway Horse

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Needs to get a life"

Barristers

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Cat statues on entrance gate

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Wagging Dog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's an Eyesaur."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.