Collecting Safes T-Shirts

'There had to be an easier way to open your money box, Graham!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Sister Cities

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Haunted museum

"Travellin' through?"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Monster Souvenir

"ME!!!"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

'He was an evil king.'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

"A wonderfully powerful and insightful gift shop!"

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"