Collecting Romantic Art Gifts

Love Birds love cuddles

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Wagging Dog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"It's an Eyesaur."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Moulting"

EU: Behind the scenes.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore