Collecting Quirkiness Prints

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piranhaclaus

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Paper or plastic?"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Potatoes.