Quirky Collections Prints

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

My dog spot will eat anything for $1.00

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters