Collecting Piñatas Mugs

PINATA SURPRISE!

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

How Piñatas Are Born

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Pin-atas

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

A Real Pinata Surprise

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Hit Me

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."