Collecting Pens Gifts

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

I'd like to settle down with a nice pen who won't out on me.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Anybody got a pen that works?"

'Hey, someone keeps lifting my personalized pens!'

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

Biro Security

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Pendemic

Mine

Mourning Pens

Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"

"She's really old! I know that cuase she writes letter on paper with an ink pen!"

'Fountain pen'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

'It's alright-just looking for my pen!'

Quill ?

A man nearly trips over a giant pen.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Bring Your Own Pen

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies