Collecting Nursery Rhyme Memorabilia T-Shirts

'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'

'Hello, emergency services? Get me all the King's horses and all the King's men please. '

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Well, that one got away."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

If you're happy and you know it...