Collecting Nursery Rhyme Memorabilia Mugs

'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'

'Hello, emergency services? Get me all the King's horses and all the King's men please. '

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Well, that one got away."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

If you're happy and you know it...