Collecting Literary Art Pillows

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

At Mr. John Chivery's tea-table

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Needs to get a life"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Wagging Dog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's an Eyesaur."

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Moulting"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.