Collecting Languages T-Shirts

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

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"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.