Collecting Ice Cubes Gifts

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Rubik's ice cube.

The Snowcow

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Jozef Golonka

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

The Spoonish Inquisition

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

There's a fork in the road.

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

Grapes

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

Banana recipe

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

The New Ager

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

Water Melon

Whirled cup.

Foot in ice cube.

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

'Nice water feature.'

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'OK, who's rotting?'