Collecting Gothic Novels Mugs

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

Edgar Allen Poe

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Edgar Allan Poe

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Bleak House

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Bride of Frankenstein

Life is ghoul

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Trilby - 'Confession

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify