Collecting Donuts T-Shirts

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Little league world series of poker.

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Bear at a vending machine

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

The Best Laid Plans

"You complete me."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."