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Havana Cigars Limited

'Don't get your hopes up. In private practice, malt whisky and havana cigars mean you're terminal.'

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Fidel Castro

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Passenger offering busman a cigar

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

Castro era bros.

Obama and Cuba

"Well, I've got to reflate my business!"

"I'll say a word, then you say the first word that pops into your mind."

"Really? Kind of big for a cigar cutter, isn't it?"

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

H L Mencken.

Men on the side of a building.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.