Collecting Bottle Openers Pillows

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

"Quick swig first?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Wine

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Red for me, please.'

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A Good Year.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Submarine

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Over there - an island!"

Great Moments in Beer

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'