Collecting Bottle Openers Pillows

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"Quick swig first?"

Bottletrees.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Red for me, please.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Wine

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Wine: New and Old.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

A Good Year.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Great Moments in Beer

"Over there - an island!"

Submarine

"There's water up here, all right!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"