Collecting Birdhouses Pillows

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Birdhouse with fire escape attached

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Estate Agents.

"If your ball is unplayable, a dropped ball is permitted."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Woodpecker House

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Computer birdhouse.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdbath & Beyond

'Purple Martin Condos'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

Airbnb

"Trick or Tweet!"