Collecting Birdhouses Pillows

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Estate Agents.

"If your ball is unplayable, a dropped ball is permitted."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

'Purple Martin Condos'

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

Coming soon: Compulsory auction because of unpaid mortgage

"Trick or Tweet!"

Birdhouse Shapes

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'