Collecting Aquariums Pillows

"He's asleep. I think. I don't know. It really creeps me out."

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I think it loves us."

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Fish school toilet protocol.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,