Collectible Guru Pillows

"Trade ya a Jeff Bezos and an Elon Musk for your Warren Buffett."

Tartine

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'But what is the universe for?'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Homo Gamus

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Trump Poutine

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Whack-a-molecule

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"welcome man cave."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Whine and cheezed party."

The Gladiator.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Quiz Night...

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom