Collectible Guru Pillows

"Trade ya a Jeff Bezos and an Elon Musk for your Warren Buffett."

Tartine

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'But what is the universe for?'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Homo Gamus

Trump Poutine

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Whack-a-molecule

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

The Gladiator.

Quiz Night...

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Prawn Amend

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."