Cold-weather Camper Pillows

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Bear Recycling.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Phone Mittens

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

"We haven't seen a bear all week, and my wife just called and said that bears are invading our neighborhood, raiding the garbage cans."