Cold Cash Kid T-Shirts

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'All good things must come to an end.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'That's my boy...'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

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Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

Professional football.

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

So tell me, Junior.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Urban Life.

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

Back To School Supplies.

The Fountain of Youth.

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'