Cold-busting Hero Pillows

'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'

Ice fisher.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Dashiell Hammett

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Global Warming Penguin

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'I am smiling.'

Born to play ball.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Skiers

Arctic Tongue

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Nanatech.

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

I've got my antifreeze.

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .