Coiffeur Pillows

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Try Mediation

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Be creative...!"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Lego Haircut

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

What price beauty?

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"