Coiffeur Pillows

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Ninja bread men"

Bermuda Triangles

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Try Mediation

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Pampered and poodled.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Lego Haircut

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

What price beauty?

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"