Cognitive Trainer Pillows

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"Have you been working out?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

How Optimism Works

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

An afterthought/An afrothought

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Shhh! He's trying to retrieve a mental note.'

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'Binge thinker'

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Annual Amnesia Convention

Brain Training

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

Institute (brain).

"Today's special: Passwords"

It's ALWAYS important to listen no matter HOW someone wants to communicate...And this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

'Have I told you how much I value your work?'

Dumbing Down for Smarties

Jigsaw puzzle

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."