Cognitive Humorist Mugs

Start their day with a splash of wit! Our cognitive humorist mugs feature clever sayings and smart humor that will brighten mornings and inspire smiles. Perfect for coffee lovers who love to think and laugh.

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"Missing. Pale pink. 1 x 1 inch. Indiscernible neural function. Call 1-800-666-MAGA."

"Missing. Pale pink. 1 x 1 inch. Indiscernible neural function. Call 1-800-666-MAGA." mockup

"Missing. Pale pink. 1 x 1 inch. Indiscernible neural function. Call 1-800-666-MAGA."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Scarcity

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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Football Chameleon

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The devil you know and his plus one mockup

The devil you know and his plus one

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Optimist

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"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon." mockup

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

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"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun." mockup

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Some scents are nonsense.

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Schrödinger and his cat

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss." mockup

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin mockup

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel." mockup

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

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Auguste Comte

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

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Seneca

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Vladimir Nabokov

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Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . . mockup

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

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''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .' mockup

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

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'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.' mockup

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

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Clever pitbulls.

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'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.' mockup

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

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Cognitive Humorist Mugs Collection

Cognitive Humorist Pillows

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Cognitive Humorist Prints

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