Cognitive Connoisseur Mugs

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Binge thinker'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Men gossiping

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

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"Who's the artist?"

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'