Logic Connoisseur Mugs

Warning! Forbidden to Extrapolate.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Illogic Tree

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.