Cognitive Cartoonist Mugs

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

The Map of the human brain

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Glance Exchange