Cognitive Bias Sleuth Prints

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

Experts through the ages.

Missing Easter Egg

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Trump under the Dunning Kruger effect

'You must have something in my size?'

'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

You're right, Jenkins, the numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

To help for having job my lost a translator as

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'