Cognitive Bias Observer Prints

"Of course, this could also be confirmation bias from me wanting you to get sick."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

TV and man

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

"Vote for me!"

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"Die alone"

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

The Establishment Election

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Trump under the Dunning Kruger effect

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

Mexico Elections 2024

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."