Coffee Visionary Pillows

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Non Thought For The Day.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Nouveau wine

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Your start-up team

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I just invented business!'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?