Coffee Tasting Pillows

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

This coffee can keep you up

"I believe I'll pass on the coffee."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Coffee Tasting Lab

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Multi-tasking.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'These are job perks.'

"Man's best friends."

"At this office no two days are different."

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