Coffee Table Comic Crafter Pillows

'It's no wonder you've got gas...do you know how many frogs you swallowed last night?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Do it yourself books.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"