Coffee Table Comic Crafter Pillows

'It's no wonder you've got gas...do you know how many frogs you swallowed last night?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"The hyenas started it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Do it yourself books.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

The Family Joules: Part 22

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three