Coffee-sipping Camper Pillows

"We haven't seen a bear all week, and my wife just called and said that bears are invading our neighborhood, raiding the garbage cans."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Mine's camper."

'What were you sent up for?'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

"This is my first time starting the work day happy. But I am going to retire in four hours."

A very in tents little girl.

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'